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Hilly Sanhok Story

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AnarchY looked at the cursed KAR-98 in his hands and felt sad.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his rural surroundings. He had always loved hilly Sanhok with its tasty, thoughtful trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tyyni . Tyyni was a smelly liar with chubby head and hairy legs.

AnarchY gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a mean, fat, warm milk drinker with fat head and ugly legs. His friends saw him as a jittery, jealous jerk. Once, he had even brought a delicious old man Ruthless back from the brink of death.

But not even a mean person who had once brought a delicious old man Ruthless back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Tyyni had in store today.

The rain hammered like running dogs, making AnarchY unstable.

As AnarchY stepped outside and Tyyni came closer, he could see the evil glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want to stop farting," Tyyni bellowed, in an ugly tone. She slammed her fist against AnarchY's chest, with the force of 3391 snakes. "I frigging hate you, AnarchY ."

AnarchY looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the cursed KAR-98. "Tyyni, my farts smell so bad," he replied.

They looked at each other with confident feelings, like two curried, crazy cats jumping at a very loud UWS duo event, which had jazz flute music playing in the background and two demented uncles shouting to the beat.

AnarchY studied Tyyni's chubby head and hairy legs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't help you to stop farting as you ate too much Burger King," he explained, in pitying tones.

AnarchY could actually hear Tyyni's body shatter into 6282 pieces. Then the smelly liar hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of warm milk would calm AnarchY's nerves tonight.



Edited by AnarchY

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damn you guys are into some weird roleplay stuff... let me know when the video hits pornhub. 👍👍

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